DO YOU NOW SEE WHAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH?!
Me: *at my computer in my room*
Brother: *at his computer in the room next door*
Me: *hears a familiar melody*
Me: *rushes through my room, tripping over book piles and slams the door open* Are you watching Sherlock?!?
Brother: *sighs* Yes, but you can't join, get out!
Me: I promise I'll shut up...
Me: *sees Benedict Cumberbatch and dies*
Brother: *carries me out and shuts the door*